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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube? Because I am an Asian that knows how to solve you in 22 seconds"
Next Joke
"Doctor Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!"
"I'm not allowed to watch Hoarders anymore because people say ""let it go"" too often and then I can't stop singing it, an autobiography."
"So here i am sitting at a bar when a beat up blonde walks in. She ran into many bars."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde."
"What do you call a sunburnt santa? Crisp Cringle"
"I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?"
"Latvian Joke Stop. Please."
"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"
"The lifeguard caught me peeing in the pool, today. He shouted so loud I nearly fell in."