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Joke of the Day

"I was hanging out with some lesbians... Yes, I do have a penis. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you."

"Why did the elk cry at the funeral? He had lost a deer friend"

"Why does the CPU never get any work done? Because it gets interrupted constantly."

"How could the Statitician stand in a fire and be okay? He had a block of ice on his head."

"I remember when I was a virgin I thought I'd remember every single time I got laid Since I've been married though I can't remember the last time I've had sex"

"What did Hitler do to lose weight? He went on a Jews cleanse."

"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."

"Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use."

"Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special."

"What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common? Pants 50% off"