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Joke of the Day
"I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my Roomba."
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"April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox."
"*makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*"
"People can't drive. Take this guy behind me for example, doing 110 mph with flashing blue lights. What the hell is a ECILOP anyway??"
"Gabriel ""Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"" God ""Trust me. It will be hilarious."""
"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."
"How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? TEN Tickles LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL"
"What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet? The winner of hide and seek."
"Car joke Spell shop..... what do cars do at green lights?"
"SECURITY GUARD: [speaking into the cuff of his shirt] The president is on his way to the car LITTLE MOUSE THAT LIVES IN HIS SLEEVE: Ok cool"