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Joke of the Day
"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."
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"No YouP0rn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work for crying out loud."
"I'm just saying, a cartoon character facebook pic isnt going to stop a child abuser! If you see one, call the cops, bam, done."
"My doctor told me I have ADHD ... He said, ADHD is a condition that can affect children and adults that is characterized by problems ... blah, blah, blah, blah .. I did not listen to the rest."
"Yesterday I watched the movie Carrrs. Well, it was just Cars, but I pirated it."
"ME:*lying*omg i have an identical twin too DATE:wow we should all meet up [cut to us at a house of mirrors] DATE: your brother is quiet"
"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."
"This year for Christmas.. This year for Christmas I got a new shirt and piece of ass from my wife. Figures, they were both too big!!"
"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."
"What's round and black and blue? A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband"