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Joke of the Day

"This year for Christmas.. This year for Christmas I got a new shirt and piece of ass from my wife. Figures, they were both too big!!"

"Dance Dance Revolution is an intense game but an even more intense to-do list"

"Why did the grinch cross the road? HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!"

"""HIV"" is trending above ""Grammys"" because AIDS is better than the ""music"" that was nominated."

"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."

"What's a programmer's favorite drug? Codeine."

"Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons."

"WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Can't be fast."

"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."

"Damn girl, are you an alarm clock? Because you were a good idea last night, but now I just want you to shut the fuck up."