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Joke of the Day
"What's round and black and blue? A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband"
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"What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? You may fist the bride"
"The ultimate catch-22. My boss said I need to improve my work ethic. I told him I'd work on it."
"I'm going to name my penis Hitler... ...because with one stroke it ends millions of lives in the shower."
"Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again. Together, they can make America a great hole."
"I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. There was no reaction."
"I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit ""shuffle"" in a car with a 12-year-old in it."
"her: the manager of the McDonalds down the street called today... him: [sitting on couch next to Ronald McDonald statue] Did he sound mad?"
"I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun."
"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"