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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I watched the movie Carrrs. Well, it was just Cars, but I pirated it."
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"Those Weren't Raisinets: A Mouse Tale"
"What do you call a blind buck? No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear."
"""That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. I WILL BITE YOU!"" --Cats"
"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."
"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"
"[2015 Bird Awards] AND THE AWARD FOR GROSSEST NAME GOES TO...HORNED GUAN (Lizard Buzzard quietly puts acceptance speech back in pocket)"
"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."
"How do you know your daughter's a slut? Because you never kiss her goodnight."
"How do you make a dead baby float? 1 cup of milk 2 scoops of dead baby."