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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I watched the movie Carrrs. Well, it was just Cars, but I pirated it."
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"What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant? ...about 100lbs and a flannel shirt"
"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"
"There are three kinds of people The ones that can count, and the ones that can't."
"The show Hoarders is like a snooze button for cleaning your house, ""My place isn't that bad, I can go another week"""
"Every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting."
"Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer"
"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"
"There are two muffins in an oven. The one muffin says to the other one, ""Woah, a silent muffin!"""
"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."