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Joke of the Day

"Imagine being the sound guy when Drake's rapping about doing it all on his own with no help. He must be like ""wow um oook?"""

"i could miss 4 days of school in a row in HS and have all A's and you zone out for 38 seconds in college and ur grade goes from a B to a G"

"What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food? PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)"

"Peadophiles are just fucking immature assholes"

"Why does the Pope always win at chess? He has so many Bishops!"

"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"

"INMATE: ""What are you in for?"" ME: ""A real treat, I hope."""

"Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist? Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra."

"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."

"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"