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Joke of the Day
"Peadophiles are just fucking immature assholes"
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"Why does the Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick"
"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."
"Whoops, I said ""fuck"" in front if the kid again. I am the Joe Biden of this family."
"Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown."
""" You should date black guys"" - how girls tell each other they're fat"
"What's the worst part about being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Darth Vader should've married... A woman named Ella"
"I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog."