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Joke of the Day

"What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer? Shoes wisely"

"What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming? Pork! Pork! Pork!"

"My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go... I just looked down and gave my condolences"

"Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving? Because all they serve is cold turkey."

"TIFU by creating a click baity post [Made up story that's not as bad as title implies]"

"Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves? It had to close because it was short staffed."

"Me: I don't know how to ride a horse Whiskey: Yes you do"

"Interesting how u totally lose track of ur age after 21. Nothing to look forward to until 31, when u can legally own a donkey in a bathtub."

"The wedding card selection at this store blows. Lots of ""Congrats"" and ""Best wishes"" but no ""I still question your sexuality"" anywhere."

"A puzzling amount of nonsense... If you're sailing through the desert and your house gets a flat how many flapjack a would it take to put that motherfucker up on stilts?"