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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by creating a click baity post [Made up story that's not as bad as title implies]"
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"The number one piece of advice I could give to fish is to stay hydrated."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."
"Mountains... They peaked years ago"
"TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide. At least we're in the top 10."
"Swallowed two pieces of string this morning. A little while ago they came out tied together... I shit you knot!"
"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."
"""none of your ridiculous drink recipes tonight, ok dan?"" I promise [later] *stuffing flatbread into blender* WHO WANTS A PITA COLADA"
"Richmxnd's life."