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Joke of the Day

"Me: I don't know how to ride a horse Whiskey: Yes you do"

"Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad he thought for a moment and replied ""no thanks, I'm a rocket man"""

"If you die whilst urinating Then you literally piss your life away"

"You know Santa came when.. There's more milk in the glass than when you left it."

"Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!! Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!"

"i never make jokes about domestic violence they really hit close to home"

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."

"What does a masturbating Latvian sound like? One potato two potato three potato splat!"

"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? I'm sure no one will get this! It can't be a re-post. I checked."