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Joke of the Day

"A girl comes out of Sherlock's office as Watson comes in...he thinks they had sex. ""That girl was in college wasn't she?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson"""

"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"

"What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper? Check, mate."

"ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles. HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever."

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again"

"What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"

"Store Sign: ""WE HAVE MACE"" Think that's going to keep me from shopping here?"

"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."