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Joke of the Day
"What does a man with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast? this morning I had bacon and eggs."
Next Joke
"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."
"What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? A metro-gnome"
"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"It's strange when I see a deer out in nature because I always assumed their natural habitat was right in front of my car on the highway."
"elephant: i'm thirsty, how do i drink mother nature: inhale water & squirt it from ur nose directly into ur mouth elephant: what the hell"
"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."
"(Someone finally shuts off a car alarm) Philip Glass: (sticks head out of apartment window above) HEY I WAS LISTENING TO THAT"
"""Sit"" dog sits ""Down"" dog lays down on floor ""Play Dead"" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids"
"""Are u going to the circus?"" is a perfectly good sentence when not used as a follow-up 2 your wife's question: ""how does my make-up look?"""