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Joke of the Day

"Pi compliment Wow, you look radian today."

"They said the kids that bullied me in school would be pumping my gas one day but 1 just got a modeling contract who do I talk to about this"

"The second best ""asm"" is ""sarc."""

"Now that Justin Timberlake is married he might as well take sexy back and exchange it for some sweatpants and a recliner."

"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!"

"I just watched a boring documentary on how to build a time machine. That's an hour of my life I'll probably get back."

"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."

"I remixed a remix... ...& it was back to normal!"

"The secret to juggling chainsaws is making sure people don't see your lips move when you make the chainsaw sounds."