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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? A: Because it was too cold out tide."

"Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident? She got cut off by a dick."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."

"What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed."

"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan"

"And if you can't be with the one you love, eat because you're bored."

"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."

"I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books... ...but the ascii price was way too high."