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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? A: Because it was too cold out tide."

"I was a pilot at 10 years old... It's true! My brother would chop it and I'd pile it."

"People on this plane got so uptight when I used the bathroom to change into my PJs. Llike they've never seen a man in a nightgown before."

"guy at seaworld: ""it's a cross between an eel and a shark, we're asking everyone to pick a name for him"" wife: ""steve"" me: ""sharkeel o'neal"""

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"Viagra now comes in a liquid form, people in nightclubs have been putting drops of it in their eyes..... Apparently it makes them look hard."

"So my science teacher started class today with ""Relative Dating....."" It's like prom night in Kentucky."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Whos there?"" ""From"" ""From who?"" ""Its pronounced, From *whom*!"" Sorry for bad joke, please leave your criticism! I need it to make funnier jokes! P.S. its not!"

"I refuse to see movies that critics deem ""fun for the whole family,"" because a lot of our grandparents are pretty racist."

"Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I'll be The Ratster! Toad: I'll be The Toadster! Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley."