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Joke of the Day

"So my science teacher started class today with ""Relative Dating....."" It's like prom night in Kentucky."

"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."

"I'm afraid that my best friend is developing an addiction to brake fluid. I've called him out on it, but he says he can stop anytime."

"I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe."

"Teacher- ""what does a chicken give you?"" Students- ""Meat!"" Teacher- ""Good! Now what does the pig give you?"" Students- ""Bacon!"" Teacher- ""Great! Now what does a fat cow give you?"" Students- ""Homework!"""

"My friend is concerned about his online dating luck... I told him not to worry -- There are plenty of fish in the net!"

"I read a couple of interesting articles... ""A"" and ""The"""

"The ""am I racist"" test First answer that comes to your mind - Whose penis is bigger, Will Smith or Yao Ming?"

"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you."

"I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day... Two fish got battered."