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Joke of the Day
"I guess now we'll never know if they were identical or fraternal twin towers :("
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"Mirror mirror on the wall, what is the fairest element of them all? Iron"
"I came home from work early today and caught my daughter masturbating with a cucumber ""That's disgusting"" I said, ""I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."""
"My girlfriend said I was too controlling ... and it wasn't her turn to speak."
"If a man sais he'll do something, he'll do it! You don't have to remind him every 6 months..."
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. Edit: Holy *shit*! This blew up!"
"HI, I'M STEVE'S CAPS LOCK KEY, AND I'D LIKE TO MEET OTHER CAPS LOCKS KEYS. I'M INTERESTED IN BOATING AND HIKING."
"Politicians are like diapers... They're almost exclusively white"
"[Fixed] Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world kernel"
"How many internet users does it take to change a light-bulb? I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it."