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Joke of the Day

"People on this plane got so uptight when I used the bathroom to change into my PJs. Llike they've never seen a man in a nightgown before."

"The dentist said to his patient, ""This is going to hurt a little."" The patient replied, ""It's ok doc, I'm ready."" The dentist went on, ""I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."""

"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"

"Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'"

"Ironically, the Boogeyman was a terrible dancer."

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"

"What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)"

"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"

"Beer before liquor, alphabetical order"

"It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs."