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Joke of the Day

"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."

"What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich? A ""notsee"" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out..."

"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."

"It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity."

"So I posted an opposing view on r/The_Donald [removed]"

"What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race? A cab."

"What did the stockroom giraffe say to the apprentice meerkat? You're two short!"

"What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party? Shot in the head in Dallas."

"Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected. It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone."