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"Never answer an anonymous letter."
"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"
"Vaccinated kids will get this... Autism."
"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."
"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"
"Her: YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! Me: Well... at least I'm not all of the shit"
"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change it and 99 to stand around and say, ""Hey, I could've done that!"""
"Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub? They are skilled at riposting good content"
"Went by the bank today and the female teller was flirting with me which was weird considering she saw my account balance."