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Joke of the Day
"What did the stockroom giraffe say to the apprentice meerkat? You're two short!"
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"Why can't astronauts eat popsicles? In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck."
"If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO."
"friend: let's meet up soon me: *in the crow's nest of a ship docking outside your house* when though"
"Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested ...charged with battery. *drops mic*"
"Did you hear about the gingerbread man gynaecologist? The only tool it used was a flapjack."
"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."
"""Mom, i'm in the hospital."" ""Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."""
"Hate the political process, not the politicians. Nah, who the f*#k am I kidding? Hate those politicians!"