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Joke of the Day
"When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman."
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"Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? A: Because she was in the non-friction section."
"I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1"
"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar. They get shitfaced."
"During sex it's perfectly fine to say 'yeah', 'yes', 'oh yes'..but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming 'Yep' .."
"Anyone can be an American unless you're Mexican."
"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."
"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"
"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."
"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."