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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a seafood-eating California motorcycle cop who only pulls over nuclear reactions or a radioactive decay? Fission Chips."

"What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee."

"Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea.... Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?"

"Relationship Status: we made our marriage counselor cry."

"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."

"[meeting zac efron at a book signing six years after my wife said she thought he was handsome] well hello there mister home wrecker"

"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"

"How does a black man win Father of the year?NSFW He pays for the abortion."

"During the height of the Cold War, spies were prepared to commit suicide if caught, with the help of a tiny #weed cigarette."

"What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it? DU-WHY?!"