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Joke of the Day
"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"
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"Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza? Little Caeser's"
"My roommate gets angry when I steal their kitchen utensils It's a whisk I'm willing to take"
"My ear is bleeding because I tried to shave it. Now I have to create some elaborate lie to tell ppl how I cut my ear."
"I thought toddlers were the most energetic, obsessive, and relentless people on earth. And then someone got mad at me on Facebook."
"You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn't feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double"
"My brakes failed the other day And I got a crash course on Newton's first law"
"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."
"A book never written: ""Secret Societies"" by E. Lumin Audi"
"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."