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Joke of the Day
"How does a black man win Father of the year?NSFW He pays for the abortion."
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"I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting ""We want rights! We want rights!"" They must be scared of the dark or something."
"Beware of alphabet grenades... Beware of alphabet grenades, if you throw them it could spell disaster..."
"Coin joke I walked into a music store with $50 I walked out with a Nickleback"
"They say a woman's work is never done... Maybe that's why they get paid less than men."
"California is the best state. The nerds make the apps and the agents make the moving pictures. We keep the idiots happy. Give us your water."
"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""
"Just another day in math class Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction Student - 1/10th Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean? Student - low battery plug in your phone"
"It's so hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs they take things literally"
"Did you hear about the ex-porn star who got fired from the gas station? Every time he got close to filling the tank, he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gasoline all over the car."