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Joke of the Day
"A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets! He was arrested for attempted murder."
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"love cafes w exposed brick exposed filament lightbulbs love sitting there w my skin peeled back a lil exposed muscle"
"Me: I bet you die before you figure out how to text me back. *3 years later* Grandma: Fuck you bitch. Say bye to your inheritance"
"What's the difference between a elephant and a banana?"
"Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein."
"If a cannibal kills me he better have the right kind of Zip-loc bags! If I get tossed out because of freezer burn I'm going to be pissed!"
"A Canadian man has found a dead mouse in his McDonalds coffee. They just don't seem to put the effort into those happy meal toys anymore."
"Everything's racist these days. You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. You have to say ""Tyrone, paint that wall""."
"Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back."
"Best joke in the world? Women's rights."