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Joke of the Day

"Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein."

"Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze.."

"Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar..."

"I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day."

"And now a mediocre blonde joke: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair Artificial intelligence"

"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"

"What is ISIS' favourite file type? .exe"

"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper."

"Exclamation points are cocaine for sentences!"

"Hay gurl are you a gorilla enclosure? Cause' I wanna drop a kid in you."