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Joke of the Day

"love cafes w exposed brick exposed filament lightbulbs love sitting there w my skin peeled back a lil exposed muscle"

"What's the best name for a male dildo-maker? [NSFW] Dick Smith."

"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."

"I wonder why call them backup vocals. Was there ever a time the lead fainted and the backup took over the mic and the show went on as usual?"

"im more than just a birth year and a death year so my tombstone will instead be engraved with a handful of random years i remember enjoying"

"That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20."

"My son is a star mathlete. He has developed a geometric formula for fitting his body perfectly into a locker."

"TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right."

"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."

"I should make a gym that only accepts fat people I would get tons of business, tons"