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Joke of the Day

"bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey? Because no one likes a smartass..."

"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."

"If you are Asian in the kitchen and African in the living room, then what are you in the bathroom? If you're in the bathroom, European."

"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."

"What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!"

"Why are Italians so good at football? Because it involves changing sides halfway through."

"What do you call a epileptic roman emperor? Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)"

"Where's the safest place to keep a Man-eating toilet? The women's room."

"What does an 80-year-old person taste like? Depends."

"What do accountants use for birth control? Their personality."