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Joke of the Day
"What does an 80-year-old person taste like? Depends."
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"Look at this fly rubbing his hands together, what is he up to?"
"What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate? ""Ecru, Brute?"""
"If I ever go missing... I would like my photo but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know where to look for me."
"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."
"How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb? One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs"
"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"
"A man went to his doctor... Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts and if i press on my leg it also hurts. Doctor: Looks like you broke your index finger."
"What's the difference between a penis and a Christmas present? You wrap the present *after* you put it in the box."
"Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it."