200517
Joke of the Day
"What do accountants use for birth control? Their personality."
Next Joke
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it."
"Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*"
"I once knew a guy... I once knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking alcohol, eating rich food and sex. He lived healthy until he killed himself."
"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."
"Gas is under $2 a gallon and Suge just killed a guy... Looks like the '90's are back!!"
"I'm not a racist! Racism is a crime. *...and...* Only Black people commit crimes."
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."
"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."
"*chasing after the person that just robbed my house* TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SO I KNOW YOU GOT BACK SAFELY"