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Joke of the Day

"If you are Asian in the kitchen and African in the living room, then what are you in the bathroom? If you're in the bathroom, European."

"GOD: look what I created [points to clouds] ANGEL: what am I lookin at? GOD: Is it a bunny? A man face? It's up to you! ANGEL: are you high?"

"""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario"

"For a perfectly shaved forearm reach for the last Pringle in the can."

"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."

"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""

"I'd really love to study Philosophy... But I Kant."

"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."

"Two women were sitting quietly..."

"I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed."