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Joke of the Day

"Getting friends with benefits is easy If you hang around the welfare centre long enough you're sure to meet a few nice people."

"I've heard that imperial system has a lot of advantages. As a European, I only see fl oz."

"You can run, but you can't hide. Unless you're a chameleon with broken legs. Then you can hide, but you can't run..."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his soup before it was cool"

"What do you call two nuns playing a bongo? A conundrum."

"The number of Pina coladas I drank on vacation is this (my daughter doesn't want to cruise with me again) many."

"""Dad, could you lend me your chair? I'm fixing the table."" ""Sorry, son. I'm not feeling particularly chairitable today."""

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"

"What did the frog with internet addiction say? Reddit"