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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two nuns playing a bongo? A conundrum."
Next Joke
"What do you call a pair of crows? An attempted murder."
"(Sexism warning) Yesterday a tree fell on a woman and killed her. What was a tree doing in the kitchen?"
"Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore."
"Former police officers are offering their services to appear in court for you. It's a form of copper recycling."
"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... and then I turned 12."
"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."
"My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her."
"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"
"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"