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Joke of the Day
"I've heard that imperial system has a lot of advantages. As a European, I only see fl oz."
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"Me: ""This Chardonnay is so nice, I can really taste the oaky undertones"" ""Sir those are just chunks of cork from opening it with your keys"""
"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."
"Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist? Because they both study abroad!"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy bear."
"How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!"
"What do you call bacteria that can swim fast? Micro Phelps."
"Detective: ok forensics is finished. I'll start here and you- Dog cop: I'll mark our territory [dog cop pees around the crime scene tape]"
"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"
"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."