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"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
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"I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger."
"Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic."
"I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night... He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*."
"Oxygen and magnesium went on a date... OMg!"
"What do you do when you see a space man? You park, man."
"If Twitter was a country, its flag would just have a bunch of poop and bacon and beer on it."
"What happens when you cross the band ""The Knack"" and a bottle of Corona? A song called ""My Corona"""
"Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot."