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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guitarist go to prison? Because he fingered A Minor."

"I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood."

"How do you get a girl from the Midwest to ""s"" your ""d""? Dip it in ranch."

"I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off."

"I farted in a room of hipsters I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"

"A Buddhist walks over to a hotdog stand He goes to the vendor and says ""Make me one with everything."""

"My masturbation addiction is getting bad I'm right in the grips of it."

"Warning, you'll only get this if you understand a rudimentary amount of ancient Greek. When an ancient Athenian was asked whether he preferred the sand or the sea, he replied: Tha latta"

"Got a white noise app to help me sleep but its just a recording of guys talking about golf, Dockers, Whole Foods, & the new Coldplay album.."