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Joke of the Day

"Absolutely love holding my son, I can't stop looking at him. Whoops! This is a churro. It's just a churro."

"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."

"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."

"What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four"

"What's the definition of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis."

"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"

"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."

"How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb? Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday , one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."

"NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'. I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES"