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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four"

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothin. You're gonna lose a trailer either way. -Robin Williams"

"What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil."

"What does Hitler hate about leg day ? Mein Krampf"

"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet."

"The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!"

"A pirate walks into a bar... He has a ship's wheel right on his crotch. The bartender asks: ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate reply's: ""ARRRRRGH, It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"My damn neighbours bang on the walls at all hours of the night It's so bad sometimes that i can hardly hear myself practising the drums"

"If you still had hope for kids today, a teenager in a bookstore pointed to a book title and asked me if it was about World War Two or Eleven"

"It's hard to explain a joke to a kleptomaniac... ...because he takes things literally"