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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four"

"Am I the only one who feels bad breaking a family of bananas in half? This is how sensitive and crazy I am."

"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."

"What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten."

"What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !"

"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"

"I've spent 50% of my life learning how to live without drugs and alcohol and the other 50% happy."

"A husband and wife are getting married.... Minister: And now your wedding vows Groom: A E I O U Bride: Omg do u ever take anything seriously? Groom: sometimes....why?"

"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."

"yo mama is so fat she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day."