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Joke of the Day

"How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb? Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs."

"What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows? Take away their credit cards so they can't charge"

"What's the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is..."

"Did you hear about the elephant who farted in a chalice? You'd heard if you were in the chalice"

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer The taste"

"9/11 gave rise to ""Truthers"", Obama gave rise to ""Birthers"", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called ""Saucers""?"

"I finally figured out Donald Trump You have to ruin America first if you want to make it great AGAIN."

"What does a guy with a big penis have for breakfast? Well, I had eggs for breakfast."

"Have you guys ever heard of the restaurant Five Guys? Because your girlfriend always like to go there for ""burgers."""

"I'm blonde. What's your excuse?"