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Joke of the Day

"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."

"I will work for Apple But I take bananas too. Or just any food. Please."

"What do you call a nurse with flat knees? The ""head"" nurse."

"My wife and I recently bought a Great Dane, the smell around our house is absolutely disgusting. Every time he barks I shit myself."

"""My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner"" I explain to the other homeless people."

"I quit drinking & people laughed at me. Now the iPhone 7 is here and I get to sell a clean & pure Liver. The joke is now on them."

"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""

"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"

"They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews"

"Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown."