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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin? She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it."

"Sitting in the back of a police car ""Excuse me, could I have the AUX chord, please?"""

"If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with ""My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless."" #SOTU"

"Why did the chickens cross the road? Because they were Turkish."

"My boss just fired me because I spent the past 45 minutes taking a crap. I don't see why he can't just clean it off his desk, and move on."

"""I'm on the Reich track baby, I was born this race."" -Nazi Gaga"

"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"

"Love is grand Divorce is a HUNDRED grand..."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two pigs playing in the mud"

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."