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Joke of the Day
"""I'm on the Reich track baby, I was born this race."" -Nazi Gaga"
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"I bet phone booths are disappearing because they don't want us escaping the Matrix."
"What has two thumbs and got laid last night? My hands."
"I invented a new word! React!"
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination? HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!"
"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."
"Two fat Scottish sounding women in my bar tonight... ""Hey, are you two from Scotland?"" I asked. ""It's WALES you fucking idiot,"" one yelled. I apologized, ""Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"""
"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"
"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to a store without robbin'."