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Joke of the Day

"Got carded for a box of Nicorette. I guess they don't want you to quit using tobacco until you're over 18."

"Do you know what a blond and a tornado have in common? They both blow for a living."

"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"

"For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave."

"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"

"Your mom is like this joke old and overused"

"What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe."

"What do 9/10 people love? Gangrape."

"If mankind has learned one thing from human history, I'd be stunned."

"I do not have an obsession with tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."