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Joke of the Day
"I told my dad I felt tired. ""There's a nap for that."""
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"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Hands in the air motherfuckers! This is a stick up!"" Because he's just dyslexic and can still speak fine"
"The old ones are the best ones... ...unless we're talking about pornstars of course."
"Did you know the Hulk has a lesser know super hero cousin with depression? Yeah, he's called the Incredible Sulk. #momstandup"
"Why didn't Bruce Willis star in the movie ""Titanic""? Because he would've saved everybody."
"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"
"I watched what many consider the worst Star Trek episode ever, but I didn't think it was too bad. I guess I just have a lower Threshold for quality."
"Three friends partner to setup a law firm. They are Ivanna Firm, Harry Butt and Richard Ox."
"Math Nerd Joke There are two students on lunch line. Second students says to first student "" I don't have money to buy lunch. What should I do?"" First student replies "" Bi no Meal"""
"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."