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Joke of the Day
"Cruz picked Fiorina as his running mate. She probably gives better head than Kasich."
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"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? You may have to give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
"Clones are people two."
"I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon."
"My response when someone ask me how's life with a penis. It's hard."
"A man goes to the doctors, complaining about a pain in his eye. Man: Every time I drink coffee I get a sharp pain in my eye Doctor: Have you tried removing the spoon first"
"What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage"
"[in ambulance] ""Can you describe the snake that bit you?"" Yes it was like an angry rope"
"Motion to rename diarrhea ""craps lock."" I am very proud of the person I have become."