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Joke of the Day

"I will base my art on something deeply personalfrom my childhood *childhood was full of mass-market products* *everyone had same childhood*"

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"Once I found out masturbating was an addiction, I just knew that I had no choice but to beat it."
"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"
"i once heard that in the old days, you received a last name based on your profession. if so, what the hell was John Hancock's career?"
"- You are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -You too, when I don't wear glasses"
"*wife grabs my wrist as I go overboard* Her: You're... slipping... Me: Pretend I'm the covers. *she easily pulls me to safety with one arm*"
"Ricky Martin: Livin' la vida homo."
"Are you Flappy Bird? 'Cuz I wanna tap you till you crash."
"Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the rooster's insistence that he knows what's best for both of their bodies?"
"How does a restaurant make $1 million You start with $2 million!"
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