136343
Joke of the Day
"Ricky Martin: Livin' la vida homo."
Next Joke
"Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim."
"A vaping vegan walks into a bar Just kidding they're incapable of doing anything remotely cool."
"The White Stripes Knock, knock! Who's there? Meg White's most complex drumbeat. --- ^(Stolen from 4chan's /mu/ board: http://redd.it/2cl0cw)"
"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted."
"A good woman is like home WiFi: Full of knowledge. Always there for you. Used by your roommate WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE THAT'S RIGHT AMY I KNOW"
"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."
"Why is PMS called PMS? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken!"
"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page no pun in ten did"
"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."