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Joke of the Day

"- You are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -You too, when I don't wear glasses"

"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"

"Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad? Because she died a virgin!"

"When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through."

"If you're an astronaut.. and you don't end every relationship with ""I need space"" then you're just wasting your time"

"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"

"Meanwhile, in Facebook, Greta, who dislikes the gays, is about to get a big surprise from her son and his ""roommate"" of 20 years."

"Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip? Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be ""on your side"" . . ."

"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""

"Weird how it's always the women with multiple muffin tops wearing the tightest tank tops money can buy"